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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."
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"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."
"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: ""And to drink, sir?"" Dad: ""I'll have a blind coke."" Waiter: ""I'm sorry?"" Dad: ""You know, a blind coke. No ice."""
"Us guys like to be held too. Just, you know, lower. Lowwwwwerrrrrrrr."
"Two types of people in the world.... Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars"
"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."
"My elderly grandfather came over and complained of diarrhea. He repeatedly told everyone ""Shh"". It took us a while to realize he'd lost ""it""."
"What do you call a Russian road with a KFC and lots of prostitutes? The Road of Bones"