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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."
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"What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!"
"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"
"The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH"
"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"
"wait I thought laser eye surgery meant I get laser eyes"
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"What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan"