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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."
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"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."
"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"
"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."
"State trash talk thread Insult your fellow state"
"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"
"Christmas Presents I told my girlfriend that every time we had sex I would add a dollar to how much i would spend on her christmas present, so far she's getting a McChicken."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance."
"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"