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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian road with a KFC and lots of prostitutes? The Road of Bones"
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"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"
"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."
"Instead of John I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning."