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Joke of the Day

"In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: ""And to drink, sir?"" Dad: ""I'll have a blind coke."" Waiter: ""I'm sorry?"" Dad: ""You know, a blind coke. No ice."""

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"The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days"
"Don't worry, you are safe Zombies eat brains"
"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don't have light bulbs."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says: ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Bob?"""
"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"