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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
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"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."
"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"
"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."
"[First date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Date: ""I'm a librarian."" Me: ""Oh, my bad."" *Whispers for the entire rest of the date*"
"Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA"
"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"
"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"
"When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess."