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Joke of the Day
"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."
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"Him: Do you want to run away with me? Me: We won't actually be running, right?"
"How hard is it to find cigarettes? Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them."
"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
"Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited. I mean, they're so full of themselves."
"I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn't matter"
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs."
"According to my Nike Fitbit I masturbated 4 miles today"
"Took the sticker off a banana, put it on my shirt and said, ""I hereby deputize you to uphold the law in Bananatown!"" Elevator is silent now."