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Joke of the Day

"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."

"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."

"So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high."

"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."

"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."

"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"

"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"

"I'm Finally Done Smoking My name was legally changed yesterday."

"dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer"

"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."