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Joke of the Day
"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."
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"Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."
"A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish."
"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"
"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"
"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."
"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."
"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."
"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."