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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!"

"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""

"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."

"My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight... ...She needs to lighten up."

"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"

"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""

"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."

"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"