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Joke of the Day

"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."

"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."

"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."

"Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper. No sense of humour whatsoever!"

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."

"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"

"Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !"

"Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream."

"Redditor and the Hooker . . . you won't *BELIEVE* what she told him! Keep the LPTs and give me my sixty dollars."