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Joke of the Day
"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."
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"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."
"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."
"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."
"I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner."
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: ""Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"""
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."
"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."
"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"