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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
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"Do you know Andy Griffith's wife? OP's mom"
"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"
"My penis is so big... ...if I laid it out on my computer keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z."
"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""
"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""
"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."
"NO MORE READING! Yesterday I was reading this article in the newspaper about all the danger of alcohol. It scared the crap out of me!!! So that's it - from this day forward, NO MORE READING!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."