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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."
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"Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes? -Elementary, my dear Watson."
"FRIEND: get our wedding invitation? ME: i did, somebody hand wrote 'do not bring pan flute' F: yea i really wanted to make sure you saw that"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under and dollar and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."
"I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it."
"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
"What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file."
"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"
"""When it rains, it pours."" -Shitty weatherman"