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Joke of the Day

"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."

"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"

"i spilled something on my sleeve but instead of trying to get the stain out i just rolled my sleeve up higher i can't wait to be an adult"

"I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway."

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?"

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."

"What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!"

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"