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Joke of the Day
"I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner."
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"Bathrooms are international You're Russian to it, European while you're in there, and then ya Finnish."
"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"
"Dark Souls 3 playing dark souls 3 starts.. restarts restarts restarts restarts restarts Alt+F4"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."
"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."