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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."
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"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"
"Q. What do clouds do when they become rich? A. They make it rain!"
"What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog"
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."
"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."
"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"
"Why did the Trump campaign order its followers to destroy all fax machines? They thought it was spelled ""facts."""
"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"