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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do clouds do when they become rich? A. They make it rain!"

"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"

"I don't trust a taxi cab that has more than two air fresheners."

"Woman 1 - Your husband now comes home early. How has this happened? Woman 2 - I've simply told him sex will start exactly at 9 PM, with or without him."

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."

"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."

"A gerund, infinitive, and a past participle walk into a bar. Drinking, to drink, to get drunk"

"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"

"What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals? He threw it."