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Joke of the Day

"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"

"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."

"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""

"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."

"Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry."

"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?"

"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"

"Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist."