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Joke of the Day
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."
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"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"
"AIR & SEX Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""
"I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar"
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."