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Joke of the Day

"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."

"There are three things a bride thinks of on her wedding day As she arrives and sees her husband to be.... Aisle Alter Him"

"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."

"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"Don't you hate it when you don't know something and have no way of finding out? We need some kind of... global information network."

"What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes"

"My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas... I told her ""you're eating turkey like everyone else""."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he's not even white himself? He is orange."