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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"

"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"

"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today! Sounds fun.. Dozen tit"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"

"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia..."