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Joke of the Day

"Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop."

"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year."

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."

"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"

"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"

"An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund."

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Cause i ran into him the other day and he was asking about you"

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."