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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"What do ants drink? Tea. It's an ant tea joke."

"When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why mannequins have no heads/arms/legs but do have noticeably erect nipples."

"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."

"[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either."

"What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors."

"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."

"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."

"""911? Help, my son has gone missing"" [baby lowers hands from eyes] ""Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"""

"How do you ruin a joke? By explaining it. Because you know, jokes are supposed to be understood implicitly, without you having to say the reason behind why the punchline is funny."