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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."

"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."

"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."

"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."

"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"

"I don't like dodecahedrons They are too edgy for me."

"Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!"