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Joke of the Day
"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"
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"Nurse: ""It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"" Me: ""No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."""
"I have a fear of two-letter words I get scared just thinking about it"
"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"I asked for her number she said sex sex sex I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629."
"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"
"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Oh shit, some arsehole has got my pen."
"Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !"
"Kissing the back of someone's neck is a sensuous thing to do. Unless it's a stranger in a queue in Primark."