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Joke of the Day

"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"

"Grossest Joke I've Ever Heard. What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand? You can't gargle sand."

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna."

"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"

"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"

"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"

"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."

"Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called ""Humidity"" so that fans in Florida will be able to say ""It's not the Heat that's so bad it's the Humidity."""

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."