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Joke of the Day
"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."
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"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."
"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"
"Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles."
"If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull"
"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."
"Jamaican space program. Have you heard of the Jamaican space program? they just keep getting higher and higher and higher......"
"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"
"People say size doesn't matter... But I'd like her better if she didn't have a dick at all."