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Joke of the Day
"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"
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"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"
"What's terrible but never gets improved The bad jokes on this subreddit"
"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."
"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""
"How do you circumsize an Alabama man? Kick his sister in the chin."
"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"
"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""