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Joke of the Day
"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."
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"What do you call the celebration that comes the day after Ramadan? Rama-done"
"The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. ""A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"" He asks: ""where's the D?"" ""It's out for Harambe"""
"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"
"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"
"Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another."
"You make every other name that comes up on my phone a disappointment."
"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."
"What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk."