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"What's terrible but never gets improved The bad jokes on this subreddit"
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"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"
"Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking"
"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"
"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."
"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"
"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"