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Joke of the Day
"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"
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"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."
"Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment"
"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"
"Me: Hey, do you want to go buy some- Wife: YES!"
"Giant methane storms on Uranus phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"
"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"
"Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa."
"if you go to a nascar rally carrying a clipboard and wearing a hard hat people will just let you go on the track and kiss all the good cars"
"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"