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Joke of the Day

"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""

"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"

"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"

"Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake?"

"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."

"How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists? It's not hard..."

"Comment your best recent THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Jokes of recent life situations"

"What was the pornstar doing in school? Analogy"

"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."