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Joke of the Day

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"

"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"

"THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree"

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"i'm every guy who says he's taking a twitter break for mental health reasons and then returns 6 hours later"

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"What do you call a confused Asian? Disoriental."

"How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with? (NSFW) By giving them an oral test first. ""If you can gag me, you can shag me!"""