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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"
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"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."
"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."
"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."
"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."
"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes, you racist."