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Joke of the Day

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."

"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"

"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"

"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"I'm texting nothing but ugly girls from now on. They text back so fast!"

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."

"Ugh my boyfriend's all ""Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos"" and ""Stop snap-chatting my Mom"" and ""Stop calling me your boyfriend"""