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Joke of the Day

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."

"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."

"If there is ever a corn army, I'll join it... ...and I'll be the colonel."

"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis. ... ... ... Er... I mean... The ladder."

"What's the best give you can give someone? A broken drum because you just can't beat it."

"I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'. I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock."