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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a confused Asian? Disoriental."
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"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."
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"America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family."
"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."
"It's so hot hotside... It's so hot outside, I swear I'm sweating more than Josh Duggar at his little sister's birthday party."
"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."
"Girl are you the legendary Pokemon Mewtwo? Because I've been playing with my balls all day and you're nowhere to be found."
"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."
"2-year-old: Dad? Me: What? 2: Are chickens real? Me: 2: Me: No one knows."