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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player? Ash."
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"What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning."
"Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch? Ay now. A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes. Scotch is what makes it so that he canna."
"My friend used the term ""bad ass"" for diarrhea. ""You're badass."" ""I'm... diarrhea?"" ""No I meant you are the shit, man."" ""WHAT???"""
"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""
"The Rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name Pebbles."
"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."
"Gay Irishmen Did you hear about the first gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Why couldn't the pony speak clearly? He was a little hoarse."