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Joke of the Day

"My friend called me a grown ass man the other day... ... unfortunately I had to correct him, I'm more of a boob guy."

"Prince The artist formally known as alive"

"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"

"I'm not a Christian... But as a gay man I wouldn't object to being nailed bloody up against some hard wood."

"I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage."

"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"Yay it's payday! *pays bills That was short lived."

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."