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Joke of the Day

"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."

"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."

"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"

"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."

"I woke up with an erection the other day... It worried me because it wasn't mine"

"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"

"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"

"What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself."

"There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket."

"Don't smoke kids... Because smoking kids is illegal."