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Joke of the Day

"I relate to #PizzaRat because if I found a slice of pizza as big as a car you can bet I'd try my best to take that thing home."

"TIL that women have a second stomach for dessert. It's called the uterus."

"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."

"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."

"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"

"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"

"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"