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Joke of the Day
"So I walked into a pub with some of the lads... Oh wait hang on I don't have a social life."
Next Joke
"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."
"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."
"When you first meet a potential partner, slap them in the face. That way, later on in the relationship they cant say, 'you don't treat me like you used too!'"
"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"
"I don't know what to think of mountain-climbing. It has it's ups and downs."
"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""
"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."
"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."
"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."