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Joke of the Day
"Where should we look to stem global overpopulation? The youth in Asia....."
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"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"
"Somebody needs to tell Tim Burton about the other actors"
"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"
"Someone stole my mood ring And I don't know how I feel about it."
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."
"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."