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Joke of the Day
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
Next Joke
"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."
"So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly."
"What do you call a bee with a toe? ""Toby"""
"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("
"In a perfect world anyone that said they, ""literally died,"" would drop dead on the spot."
"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."
"""It's not you, it's me. "" - twins looking at family photos"
"How is Star Trek like toilet paper? It circles Uranus looking for Klingons."
"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"