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Joke of the Day

"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"

"why do they even call them tampons?... tamp-ins, ladies. c'mon."

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"

"You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example."

"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."

"What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time? He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."

"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"A programmer's wife says: ""go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."" He returns with 12 loaves of bread."

"My kid throwing her toast out the car window was more badass than anything I've done in the last 10 years."