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Joke of the Day
"Stop being racist to kettles."
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"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."
"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"
"How stupid of the elevator manufacturers they have buttons for the floor I am already on *I will show myself out now"
"Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen"
"I wouldn't say I was going bald, but.... When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, ""which one?"""
"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"
"the sightings of bigfoot we're actually of yo momma because she's so damn hairy."
"Today I was wondering ""why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?""... ... And then it hit me. - Steven Wright"
"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."