26962

Joke of the Day

"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"

"Mary faked a smile when she opened the frankincense and myrrh."

"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"

"Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm a pickup artist. Her: Pig! [leaves] Him: *sighs* [puts away prints of exquisitely painted Ford F-150s]"

"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"

"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"

"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"