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Joke of the Day
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"
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"A duck wearing a shoe walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey Duck, I think you lost a shoe"" says the duck: ""No, I found one"""
"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."
"Knock knock Who's there? I got up."
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."
"How does Princess Leia masturbate? Hand Solo"
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard."
"I am feeling very optimistic, but I bet it won't last."