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Joke of the Day
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"
Next Joke
"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"
"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."
"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."
"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."
"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."
"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""