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Joke of the Day
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"
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"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."
"What is the speed limit for sex? 68 . Because at 69 you flip over and eat it."
"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."
"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."
"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"
"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."
"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"
"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""
"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."