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Joke of the Day
"Why are power tools good for bank robberies? They know the drill."
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"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"
"When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you."
"Before we begin, does everyone know how to leave the cursor in the middle of every video? Good. - 1st day of teaching school"
"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."
"Don't believe everything you think."
"Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?"
"So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids"
"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"